Michael Myers is my favorite serial killer. The original Halloween may actually be my favorite movie of all time. When Gavin and I found Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers we quickly decided we’d already seen it.
“Wait, I thought Halloween 6 was the one with Josh Harnett.” Gavin said.
“No, that’s H20. Halloweens 4 and 5 are the ones with Danielle Harris. What happened in 6?” I was puzzled. Could we really not have seen Halloween 6?
Nope. We hadn’t. And we were in for a fantastic time.
QUESTIONS RAISED WHILE WATCHING HALLOWEEN 6: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS
Note: I’d say at least the first half hour was spent trying to figure out who everyone was. We ended up having to look up the series on Wikipedia and I drew out a family tree for Gavin. Haha, so we were just having fun with the movie – I’m sure there are answers to most of our questions, but the movie was so oddly pieced together, we couldn’t help but make fun.
What the hell is on Mrs. Blankenship’s coffee table?
Wait, why is the baby named STEVEN?
Since when is Michel Myers short and fat?
OMG is that Priscilla Queen of the Dessert on the fridge? Who the hell decorated Tommy’s apartment?! Doesn’t Tommy look at Kara like he wants to eat her all the time?
Is Mrs. Blankeship deaf? Why does Tommy keep talking to her like that? WAIT, SHE’S TALKING! What is wrong with her?!
Question asked the most: “Am I supposed to know who they are?” or “Who the fuck is this now?”
OH GOD WHAT’S IN THE WASHING MACHINE?!
When is Barry Simms just going to die?
WHERE IS BABY STEVEN?? Why does no one care about him??
Do people really shower like that?
Why does Danny want to kill? Wasn’t it Baby Steven who had the curse put on him?
So…why is Michael Myers trying to kill THESE people? Shouldn’t he focus on Baby Steven?
Why, Mrs. Blankenship, why?
Paul Rudd, how did you get another acting job?
Why is Michael Myer’s mask blue? Why does he look like a gargoyle?
Who leaves THAT laying around?
WHY do they have fetuses in fish tanks??
POOR EXECUTION OF THE MICHAEL MYERS HEAD TILT.
Why not just give him the baby and go? That would be the end of it, right?
The movie was pretty fun. The kill scenes were well worth all of the other crap! Lol! So have some drinks and enjoy this amusing sequel.